Spicy Chicken Quesadilla

What is a better way to stuff friends than be feeding them spicy chicken Quesadillas? I guess I could take notes from the movie Seven and tie my friend up and then stuff her until she dies but what's the fun in that? Stuff 'em good first and then let the fun begin.....Here are the steps to ensure your friends will be fully filled to the point of almost death once they're done eating your food.

Forbid them from eating all day. Should they argue with you, tranquilize them. I'm sure you can go to a hunting equipment shop and find the appropriate items needed to follow through with this plan. DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP, even if it gets you in jail. You want your friend to be full, right? Just trust me on this one, okay?

Banana Yogurt Smoothie and Curry Chicken Sandwiches

You know the feeling when you know that the person who cooks all the food for you is going to be gone for a day or two and all you can think about is "WHAT AM I GONNA EAT MOM, I'M GONNA STARVE, AREN'T I?!!" Followed by 5 billion tears and the whole "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME." It's like, who cares where you go, just feed me while you're gone mom.

In my defense, I'm bit of a spoiled brat who cooks to relieve stress more than anything. When it comes to cooking for a large group of people, I get way to anxious to enjoy myself. It begins to feel more like a job rather than being one of my favorite hobbies.