White Chocolate Mango Cheesecake

Yesterday, after a long day of work, I had this uncontrollable urge to eat something alive. Much like Oh Dae-Su in Oldboy who was released after 15 years of imprisonment and demanded to eat a live octopus, I wanted the same. It was as though my 8 hour shift had been extended to 8 years and I was confined to my little work space that I was becoming desperate to escape from. As soon as I returned home, I went on my hunt to find something to eat, alive. Much to my luck, I had spotted the rare, delicious, raw, MAGICAL WHITE RABBIT.

This is no ordinary rabbit my friends. When your teeth sink into this mystical creature, it is as though your whole body will explode from delight. The rabbit could see the hunger in my eyes, knowing well how delicious it tasted to us humans and attempted to escape.

He was no match for me but I will say the poor critter put up a tough fight. He hopped and hopped all over my house, barely escaping from my hands. However, he accidently hopped into my cutting board and I didn't dare miss this opportunity to CUT HIS HEAD OFF *cue psycho music*