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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Spicy Chicken Quesadilla

What is a better way to stuff friends than be feeding them spicy chicken Quesadillas? I guess I could take notes from the movie Seven and tie my friend up and then stuff her until she dies but what's the fun in that? Stuff 'em good first and then let the fun begin.....Here are the steps to ensure your friends will be fully filled to the point of almost death once they're done eating your food.
Forbid them from eating all day. Should they argue with you, tranquilize them. I'm sure you can go to a hunting equipment shop and find the appropriate items needed to follow through with this plan. DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP, even if it gets you in jail. You want your friend to be full, right? Just trust me on this one, okay?